Spam emails. Most of them are easily forgotten. I got one recently that was SO oddly worded and so angry, I had to share it with you for the laugh.
I blurred out the website name they linked. It’s one of those “Everyone can achieve financial freedom!” scam sites. Something to do with binary options, which is evidently some high risk investment crazy game. I blurred out the person’s last name since that’s probably not really the name of who wrote me anyway.
You may need to read it a few times to get the full effect. Enjoy! And click to enlarge.